I just had to use that title. “FukTuk”
(with the fuk like some Brits say, well, you know...) is how Latvians
often pronounce the acronym for the Financial and Capital Markets
Commission, Finanšu un kapitāla tirgus komisija or FKTK, the
financial markets supervision and regulatory commission. The agency
has been getting a lot of criticism recently after the looting of
Latvijas Krājbanka, the Latvian Savings Bank, and its parent bank,
Lithuania's Snoras, by their main shareholder, Vladimir Antonov and
his lackeys.
On the one hand, it would seem that by
offering to resign, the head of FKTK (FCMC is the English acronym)
Irēna Krūmane, has admitted that – here we go again – FKTK
fucked up. But this is actually a wrong and ignorant interpretation
of events, even if mistakes were made. The mistakes didn't concern
the direct regulatory and supervisory functions of FKTK. It was more
of a public relations problem (Krūmane, who was out of town, may
have sent the wrong people with inadequate briefing on what to say,
to explain the Krājbanka fiasco) and the problem of having to face
down ignorant media and the public, screaming for someone's, anyone's
blood.
Strictly speaking, Krūmane's
resignation is like a head of the national police resigning because
the crime rate isn't zero. Well, almost. To have a crime rate of
zero, you would have to have one cop following, say, every one or two
citizens (an impossibility) and also have absolutely no corrupt or
fallible cops who could be persuaded to join, rather than fight
criminals (after all there is a lot of money and excitement in
crime).
That is not how the system of criminal
justice and law works. It works mostly by self-regulation and a
number of other individual and social mechanisms. Most people, for
one reason or another, stay within sight of the boundaries set by The
Ten Commandments, or at least those, that apply to transitive actions
(those affecting the rights of others). That may exclude idolatry –
the having of other gods, etc, and another “ultry” reserved for –
adults – that goes with the coveting your neighbors' wife and all
that. But it certainly covers stealing, slaying, and, to a large
extent, bearing false witness. That is because you have to be pretty
much of a sorry-ass, evil fucker to do any of that, and most people
are not like that, or evolution would have reduced us thousands of
years ago to a small, about to be extinct pack of upright apes
snarling and fighting with each other for the last bananas in some
remote jungle. That's not how things are.
Peer pressure and the need to have the
respect of others are also powerful restraints on the urge to do any
kind of batshit stuff, whether it harms anyone or not. Driving up to
a cloister, blowing your horn in the middle of the night, waking the
nuns and then mooning them standing on the roof of your car really
doesn't hurt anyone and would make a great and gross teenage movie
scene, but it is not what you want on the front page of the newpaper.
Nor do you want to make the evening TV news for being shitfaced at
the wheel of your car as the cameras show up and then go into a
racist rant about Uigurs or some other obscure nationality as the
police take you away. Nobody, well, almost nobody, wants that kind of
shit.
It is more or less the same with the
financial system. Like the police, Krūmane could reasonably go to
sleep at night on the assumption that most of those she rides herd on
would not simply up and break every rule for the hell of it. In fact,
with two layers of checking and regulation provided by the internal
controls and risk management of any financial organization, combined
with regular checks by independent auditors, there is enough of a
self-running system to keep things on the straight and level.
Finally, there are the regulators, seeing to it that the others are
at least equipped, set up and ready to do their jobs. This means
credit committees, risk managers and a lot of double checking and
signing off on stuff before any other people's money is utilized.
That is what banks are – other people's and enterprises' money
entrusted to the bank or other financial actor. One shouldn't fuck
with that, nor go unpunished for doing so.
What happened at Krājbanka is that,
despite most of the necessary checks, balances and scarecrows (the
idea of being jailed in disgrace keeps fingers off the cash like a
scarecrow spooks the crows)being in place, the bank's managing board
chairman Ivars Priedītis did go batshit and pledge some LVL 100
million in assets as collateral for loans made to Vlad the dude with
a sportcar jones and his various projects. Priedītis had been a
pretty straight and honest guy before that, but the mo-fo simply went
or was pushed over the edge into crime when he agree to sign off on
the deals on an adventure of his own. Apparently, the rest of the
bank management knew fuck-all about it, or maybe merely suspected
something. They certainly didn't suspect Vlad, assuming that several
national intelligence agencies could have the dude's past in Russia
all wrong. So maybe he found the cash needed to start his bank in
paper bag in a Moscow back alley. Hey, those were the days in the
Wild, Wild East.
So what failed was not really Krūmane
and the system under her. The system is based largely on trust (most
information is not submitted by liars). What failed was one guy,
perhaps a few more people going rogue. Some financial institutions
with some of the best monitoring and internal controls have had
traders cut loose and create enormous losses, if not bring the whole
motherfucker down if they were unlucky enough. Taking the wrong side
of some financial derivative instruments can cause losses big enough
to warp spacetime around them, dwarfing anything that Priedītis
pulled off. Lucky that that didn't happen in Latvia, which is not to
say that it couldn't be done. Just most people in the business won't
try it.
You can do all the checks and cross
checks you want, but no system is God, and most run themselves
adequately, thank you. It is foolish to think anything can or should
be designed to be everywhere all at once. Don't blame the overseers
for failing to do or be that.
By offering to resign, Krūmane has
actually thrown herself on her sword as a PR stunt to restore some
trust in the FKTK. The blogger and political scientist Iveta Kažoka
made this point about trust in the financial system being undermined
by Krūmane's communication style. Her appeal for Krūmane to resign
was borderline strident. But for Krūmane it was probably a
tactically right move to keep the dogs from tearing apart the
institution by thowing herself to them (sword, now dogs is only a
sign that it is late and I am tired from pulling all sorts of shit
for my employer over the weekend in Stockholm to in order get and do an
important interview). When it is all over, whoever takes her place
should remember that sitting in that chair, no one will excuse you
because sometimes things just happen (“honest Ivars” at Krājbanka
went wacko), and they will crucify you for not being god even if you
said you couldn't be.